#incorrect Red Hood

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Jason, laying on the couch: Do you think that 9/11 happened in the paw patrol universe?

Bruce: Sometimes I wish I hadn't adopted you..

[incorrect-waynemanor]

bruce: damn it, jason!

tim: jason’s not home

bruce: force of habit. damn it, tim!

tim: nice try, but it wasn’t me either

bruce: what? then who left the warehouse door unlocked?

cass, halting outside the kitchen:

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Roy: I don't know who needs to hear this, but readin book after book to escape reality is not a-

Jason: You watch your fuckin mouth.

[cardinalcheerio]

Nightwing *to a thug who pulled his hair*: What a bag of dicks!

Red hood: you'd know.

Nightwing: cause my name is Dick.

Red hood: *blank stare and silence*

Nightwing *squeak*: Right?!?

[tmnt-queen-og]

Batman: Violence isn't the answer.

Hood: You're right.

Batman: *sighs in relief*

Hood: Violence is the question.

Batman: What?

Hood, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Batman, running after him: NO-

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes!

Batman: There's something wrong with me!

Red Hood, gesturing all over himself: I noticed!

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Jason: Bruce told me to pick my battles and I picked all of them

[heavenlyangeliq]

Batman “You became Just as bad as he was when you killed him”

Red Hood “You did it first when you spared him and let him kill much MUCH more than I just did. You let so many people die because you couldn’t kill one. I saved God knows how many people by killing him, and that I can live with.”

[lilylovelyxo]

Y/N dreamily staring at Jason’s thighs: “Wow, it’s like a bunch of snakes in a leather arm chair…”

Roy equally as entranced: “I know!”

[just-lost-inbetween-worlds]

Jason: I’m terrible at expressing myself.

Y/n: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!

Jason: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Jason, just getting up: why does it smell like fried chicken out here?

Tim: Dick made eggs, which is technically fried chicken.

[incorrect-waynemanor]

dick: so, i got banned from jason’s safehouse because i’m apparently a “liability” and “reckless” and “dick”

dick: that last one’s just my name, but you should hear it the way jason says it

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Roy: *Under his motorcycle fixin it* Can you hand me a 9mm?

Jason: *Opens bag and takes out a 9mm pistol, handin it to Roy*

Roy: *Takes it, lookin at the gun then back at Jason* I meant a ratchet.

[imnotabatfamblog]

Picture this, Jason on the whole red hood gear holding two ice cream cones while fighting with his partner in civies about something like laundry

[cardinalcheerio]

Jason: I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying than you're a dumb ass who doesn't know what they're talking about.

Dick: *offended hand on the heart*: SaMe DiFFereNce

[tmnt-queen-og]

Dick: I have a bad feeling about this... Jason: What do you mean? Dick: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Jason: No? Tim: That actually explains so much.